Uuuuugh, thiiiiis bitch:

“Why didn’t you call me when the report was done?!”

“Because there was no name or number on the form.”

“That sucks, Jose usually just knows who we are.”

“Yeah, but he wasn’t here and I’m the temp and you didn’t introduce yourself when you dropped it off.”

“Oh. Hi, I’m Vanessa.”

“Hi. Here’s your report.” (Internally: Help me, Black Jesus, I’m about to slap these fools.)