J: Let’s go have wonton sex.
D: As in like…deep fried?
J: No, the other one. The crazy one.
D: Wanton?
J: They’re pronounced differently?
D: Yes, they’re two different words.
J: I KNOW! I thought they were spelled differently but pronounce the same.
D: No.
J: Oh. Stop laughing at me! I are not good English person!